Country Dictionary

A Piss Jar is mostly known as any type of jar you take a piss in then slide under your bed because you don't feel like getting up to go to the bathroom at night. They can also be used while driving, then tossed out the window.

"I forgot to empty my piss jar this morning and my wife spilt it while she was sweeping beneath the bed".

The Captain's Log is what Mr. Spock found in the toilet when Kirk forgot to flush.

Dr. McCoy: Spock, you look a little more green than usual...you feeling okay? Spock: Yes, Doctor. I finally know the true meaning of the Captain's Log.

The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.

Man, that guy is a real scurf! I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.

Polite/slang way of saying "Fuckin Nuts".

"Did you see what that guy did? He's nuggin futz!"

The Kentucky definition of snake or snaking somebody is to run up behind someone and stick your finger up their ass and holler "Snake".

" I really snaked that girl in the hallway." " My Uncle snaked me when I was a kid."

What Captain Kirk said when Mr. Spock farted.

(Scene) Enterprise crew discussing matters at the helm of the starship. Spock rips a huge one. Capt. Kirk: Clear the bridge!

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine? Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince? Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!