Country Dictionary

Kendalled

The act of being served many alcoholic beverages within the span of a few hours. Typically the act of being Kendalled involves Jell-O shots combined with an another alcohol. Most people do not recognize that they have been Kendalled until it is too late.

Jason isn’t hanging out with us today. He got Kendalled last night.

Binottoed

To Binotto is to clown, to get in your own way, to turn assured victory into defeat.

It was going well until everything got binottoed.