Country Dictionary

n. - proper - The type of garbage you see all the time on daytime television.

"I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"

n. cross between "utter" and "blab/blubber/bluster" and such. Meant to convey a sense of poorly chosen words spoken in passion.

Bernie: She said what she heard wouldn't be hearsay. She looked it up. We were arguing, so it would qualify as an excited blutterance.
Alan Shore: Blutterance isn't even a word, much less a defense! You murdered someone over a fake word!

-Alan Shore (James Spader) Boston Legal

Spectacularly idiotic; of or pertaining to a stylishly fucked-up person, place, thing, or Idea.

Wayne: This game is *so* messed up; it's like they tried to find the best-looking way to make a terrible product."

K80: Most definitely ignofucktardulous programing.

A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."

Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"

Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"

v. -t A portmanteau of "argue" and "agree."
pt. - Argueeing

When someone vehemently agrees with you without realizing it.

I said; "2+3=5."
They said, "WRONG!!!; 3+2=5"

I said; "You're right, thanks for argueeing with me."

n. Portmanteau of, "Oligarchy, Plutocracy and Corporatocracy."

A once unique form of government, first existing only in the dreams of a few very wealthy and powerful oligarchs, but has since become the Standard Model of Society.
Is now seen more popularly as a truthful description of some social structures.

Katie: "We live in a Democratic Republic.
Wayne: "No; we live in an oligarplutocorporatocracy: Rule by the few wealthy aristocrats of the many via a supposedly Democratic corporatist government."

n. A guild in any one of various online games which exists solely to aid the guild leader and their IRL friends to progress in the game. Often there are limited or no advancement opportunities for anyone in the guild who is not acquainted with the guild leader in real life.

KATIE: I hope this doesn't turn out to be a Buddy Guild.
WAYNE: Nah; people promote pretty regularly, and there are plenty of opportunities for new members.