Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mapquest

a site where you can find where ppl live and where a pace is. i'm not sure but its probally a stalker's paradise.

girl 1: you goin to Frankie's on Saturday?
girl 2: yeah i just gotta find where he lives
girl 1: Just go to Mapquest for directions

by Kat May 14, 2004

Dutch Door

Bisexual, as in one who swings both ways.

Whoa, that guy is a Dutch Door

by Kat August 02, 2004

Ten thousandths

How many slaps someone will get.

Michael, if you dont shut up youre gonna get "ten Thousandths" Please see 'sk-ting for further reference'

by Kat April 19, 2003

Pushing Mongo

The act of having sexual relations with a person who is physically and/or mentally challenged.

Yeah man, last night I got so drunk I wound up pushing mongo.

by Kat December 08, 2003

KENNism

Taken from the Japanese 'KENN'. The act of completely fouling up your sentence structure, but making it look good.

Hi ! Boys&Girls ! ! All was fine ?

by Kat November 02, 2004

Gargleflats

What you say when someone coughs to be polite and wicked hardcore

Person 1:*cough* Person 2:Gargleflats

by Kat November 19, 2003

Howard Dean

bleeeeeeeeeeeAAARgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

aiye aiye aiye aiye aiye aiye aiye

oh yeah,we want this guy to have his finger on the button....

by kat January 23, 2004