A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bad-ass mercinary played by Gary Busey in Lethal Weapon. The perfect killing machine.
Mr. Mendez: "Yeah, right Mr. Joshua...right...Merry Christmas to you pal.
Generally a word used in the military. In the military alphabet B=Bravo, F=Falcon. Buddy Fucker is the original phrase, Blue Falcon is more politically correct.
" I had plans to go to the coast for vacation with Randy, he asked me like 4 different times and I'm in school." " I finally got approval with my teachers and my job, and at the last minute, he said he couldn't make it." "Randy Blue Falconed me big time!"
The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.
Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.
A person who can never seize to work. They could be on their first vacation in 10 years and while on vacation immediately start building a fence around the hotel.
Man, I don't understand Randy. He works like 80 hrs/week. Every time I call the guy he is working on a project. One time I called him on Sunday and he was helping build the second Noah's Arc. He doesn't know how to relax. Once in Barbados, while on vacation he helped 15 laborers in roofing in 130 degree heat. He has no life. He is a true workaholic.
A vehicle that was first designed in World War II(1941-1945) by Willy's for use in combat and troop transport. It's short-wheel base, light weight, and 4-wheel drive made it the perfect off-road vehicle. In 1944 Willy's designed a Civilian version, known as the CJ(Civilian Jeep). They were produced form 1944-1986. In 1987 the vehicle was changed to be known as the Jeep Wrangler, and has been ever since. For your money, there is probably no-better vehicle available to the general public that is more capable right out of the box than a Jeep Wrangler. It's not fancy, with heated seats, and excess bullshit electronics(Land Rovers). It looks rugged and raw, unlike pussy Lexus and BMW X-5's. After all, why would you want an SUV for luxury? I mean, the Wrangler came from a design for use in combat. Need I say more?
Bill: "Hey, Jim so that Honda Pilot looks pretty bad-ass huh?"
Jim:"Hell, no!" "I'm gettin' that Jeep Wrangler Rubicon." "It could run over the top of that rice burnin' piece of shit!"
Anytime in a game when points don't really make a difference in the outcome of a game. It could be when a team is dominating another by so many points, they bring in the 2nd or 3rd stringers and they continue the ass-whooping. Another example would be a team that is getting their ass kicked real bad, but finally score. It's garbage time because the winning team has practically given up due to the spread being so huge.
Joe: "Man, why is Matt Cassel fist pumping after that TD?"
Greg: "I don't know, it's garbage time." "The Bills have already put this one away...in fact it was over in the 2nd quarter."
Team in the AFC West of the National Football League. They play in Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, MO. Have not had a playoff victory since Joe Montana was traded from the San Francisco 49ers in 1993, so have nothing to talk about relevant for the past 20+ years. Fans will still bring up Len Dawson and their Super Bowl victory in 1969 cause that's all they got (so long ago, goal posts were in front of end zone). Have never drafted a QB that amounted to anything, always got somebody else's 2nd or 3rd stringer, a QB nobody else wanted. Annoying fans that lose 3 or 4 straight, beat a bottom dweller, and than think they are back on track to a Super Bowl.
Greg: " Man, you know it took arguable the best QB in Joe Montana to get this team a playoff victory?"
Bill: " Yeah, over 20 years ago. That's the Kansas City Chiefs for ya."