A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a female sits down and her pants bunch up, giving her the illusion of having a penis
omg pls don't look at my feme pene!
small child who you are not sexually attracted to yet do to lack of puberty, usually travel in packs
a situation in which you pretend to get offended by something someone says and you blank stare at them for 1-2 minutes before revieling you were fucking with them the whole time
I just pulled a jake miller on you dude, shoulda seen your face.