Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

penis envy

When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.

"Joe has penis envy." "Penis envy is why the two men aren't friends."

by KB October 05, 2003

slapnuts

commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.

Shut the fuck up, slapnuts.

by kb June 27, 2003

schwag

terrible; upsetting; disturbing

That's so schwag.

by KB July 24, 2003

SP

abbv. Sound provider. Used to describe those who use digital music as source.

Yo, that SP was playing all the hot mashups!

by KB January 05, 2005

polymorph

Polymorph: Poly = "many" + Morph = "form" Hence, manyformed.

Republicans wrap themselves in the flag, create jobs and say they are patriotic but are polymorphic in action because they ship jobs to China, ship the middle class and poor to war and sell their souls and asses to businessmen who are anything but. See the polymorph change color and form as soon as the bullets fly.

by kb June 19, 2006

pitchshifter

a gay man who pitches and sometimes receives.

A giver and a taker.

by KB December 17, 2004

heart

a hollow, muscular organ in a vertebrate animal that recieves blood from the veins and pumps it through the arteries by alternate dilation and contraction.

heart attack! GA!

by kb July 06, 2003