Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Guilty Glance

When an incredibly attractive female is working out near your direct workout radius however due to the fact that you are a dude you cant help but look over every so often, immediately flooding your body with an immense feeling of guilt making you look away.

Person 1: "Dude you see that girl with the fat ass over there?" Person 2: "Dude don't make me guilty glance!"

by kekmon 2 April 08, 2018

Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.

"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."

by kekmon 2 April 08, 2018