Country Dictionary

futak

(pron. foo-tak); One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

Obviously, the word seems to have been modeled after fuck, whether purposefully or subconsciously, and may even incorporate the word foo' (fool).

"Futak, my wings just got caught in the elevator door!"

olisbos

Another term for a dildo.

Hey, did you know dildoes used to be called olisbodes?

gomphosis

1) A guy and a girl who are constantly having sex.

2) A guy and a girl who are never apart.

Really, a peg that does not withdraw from its socket, such as a tooth — but you can see why its meaning changed.

Nate and Lisa are, like, gomphosis.

lie like a rug

To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.

"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.

make like a tree and leave

To go, to leave. Used derogatively.

A pun on leaving, the process of shedding leaves that occurs in deciduous trees.

"Make like a tree and leave," the man shouted, pointing out the door.