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Salsa Shark

Term coined by randal in the movie clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a nacho point up in some salsa.

Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh, were gonna need a bigger boat! man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.

by Koko November 28, 2004

Oopenspoof

The pseudonym of anyones name that is not known to you. Also, elf cum.

Elf 1:"Dag, yo. U see that fine bitch over there? Whats her name?" Elf 2: Oh yea...shes in my math class..her name is Sally...uh...Oopenspoof. Damn, if she wasnt so green, id stick it in her mouth and let her taste my oopenspoof.

by Koko May 09, 2003

koko

(n) a gamer who has nothing better to do than post stupid def's on a dictionary website ( www.pwndkthx.com )

Are you Koko? ( www.pwndkthx.com )

by Koko February 10, 2003

koko

ko'-ko' (n) One crazy mofo.

Hes a kokonut eh?

by Koko February 10, 2003

koko

* the CRAZIEST SONOFABITCH IN THE VALLEY !! * said property is property of KokoNut Technologies... ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!

Can you say PWND?

by Koko February 10, 2003

bitch

to complain

Suzy just like to sit around and bitch about the high price of crack

by Koko April 12, 2003

wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation. Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers. The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo. Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

by koko October 31, 2004