A fork of Rural Dictionary
A tiny weiner.
The 8 is the balls.
The - is the tiny shaft.
The > is the nonexistant "mushroom"
It can also be used as a happy face.
The 8 is a pair of sunglasses.
The - is the nose.
The > is the mouth.
EX. 1
Robert: Heh. Joe has a 8->. He's not a man.
Steve: Haha!
Joe: What!?
Robert: ...
Steven: ...
Robert: You have a small dick.
EX. 2
Robert: Haha, Joe! You're so cool!
Steve: Yeah!
Joe: 8->
Robert: OMG! You have a tiny weiner!
Buttsecks.
8==D is the dong.
(_(__| is the butt.
8==D + (_(__| = Buttsecks.
8==D(_(__|! LoL! Buttsecks! Me like!