Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

andr3w

Ball g0d also very funny xddd CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YOO JAWSSS XDDDD

some guy ints Andr3w: "this sigma ulted my grandma (nothing)" everyone else: OMG SHEEESH THAT MUST BE ANDR3W

by laptoplord October 06, 2021

smurfton

smurfton = anton but smurf so op anton crazy kovaaks god

someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server "omg that must be smurfton"

by laptoplord October 04, 2021

valorant accent

A valorant accent is the accent most of the incels on valorant use They want to copy sinatraa Its a low pitched slow-talking cancer way of talking

Random person *misses* Jett with the valorant accent : "like please just get this nerd of my team"

by laptoplord March 10, 2022

Qemzi

This one Qemzi good yuumi like this one SOLO RENEKTON ONLY, you know this one solo renekton only is safe CAUSIN WOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Omg that yuumi is definitely not a Qemzi Qemzi: " I AMMMMMMMM CHADDDDDDDDDDDDDD :emoji_12: "

by laptoplord February 15, 2022

Destinite :ghost:

This one name destinite and then ghost emoji chaddest kaisa enjoyer also they have a crush on yordles like doaenel and I quote "let me tell you why fucking yordles is meta" Also they peaked 4.7 in overwatch and have a MASSIVE ego

random plat peaker: OMG, THAT WINSTON SO GOOOOD HE MUST BE THAT ONE 4.7 PEAK YODLE IMPREGNATOR 4.3 peak owpd edge lord: that winston so bad *destinite summons* Destinite :ghost: :" I legit smurf ur peak and fuck your yordle mother" + "ratio + L Bozo + Yordle hotter"

by laptoplord February 15, 2022

zerobarz

THIS ONE WHEN SOMEONE DONT LIKE CARDI B TOO MUCH DONT LIKE ZEROBARZ LIKE STRAWBERRY MILK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE HOW FAKER MAKE CAMERA MOVE TOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE WOW THANK This one also no like blitzcrank because blitzcrank make pull him away from nicki minaj NOT THANK MAKER THIS ONE

Teacher *talking about random shit* zerobarz: "nicki minaj is god" Teacher: " WHAT SAY YOU ??? NOT THANK THIS ONE" Teacher *writes zerobarz name on board* zerobarz *TRANSFORMS INTO SCARY MAN LIKE SLENDER MAN* Teacher *too much scare this one* Teacher *remove name from board because scared from slender man* zerobarz: "bra, ta, ta, tat" *JUMPS ON TEACHER LIKE SCARY MAN FROM AMONGUS Teacher *Becomes vampire* "I AM DANGER LIKE DAMON FROM NETFLIX SHOW" zerobarz: " Dòng zhù! Bù xǔ zǒu!" TEACHER AND ZEROBARZ *fight like this one when make fight in dragon ball z* teacher *fight like titan* zerobarz *BECOME HULK AND KILL* Cristiano ronaldo: "SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

by laptoplord March 11, 2022

7an6oor

THIS ONE LIKE ARABIC SONG Also this one person like make fight with other people when in car like make "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" ALSO 7an6oor KNOW ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PEOPLE IN WORLD

person: *telling a story about someone* 7an6oor: "is that .........." person: "how the fuck do you know everyone" 7an6oor friend: "7an6oor know everyone scary man this one but thank when he know" 7an6oor: ":purple heart: I love bts"

by laptoplord March 12, 2022