A fork of Rural Dictionary
An act of badassery so severe that the term 'kill' does not do the action any justice. Usually inflicted upon more than one noob/victim. Popularised by the likes of Audie Murphy, Alvin Yorke and Simo Häyhä
"omglolwtf I just totally did a deathkill when I saw the six tanks and about two hundred soldiers approaching" - Direct quote from Audie Murphy after he held the Colmar Pocket by himself
A person who deliberately wipes back to front
I love going down on my man, especially after a stomach bug. He is a real chocolate ball cheerleader - adds that little extra!
An emojinal breakdown occurs when a participant in a conversation uses an emoji totally unsuited or inappropriate to the discussion at hand. Usually would involve contrasting emotions and makes the author of the message appear like a total dick.
Dude 1: holy crap did you hear about the massacre at the school last week? 14 people dead! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Dude 2: Dude seriously what the fuck?! You are LAUGHING about that?
Dude 1: Oh uhm. Was supposed to be the sad emoji. Sorry man. Was having an emojinal breakdown
A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result
Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!
Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
A word describing an odd colour scheme that lays somewhere between "shit" and "peach"
I really don't know what colour to paint the new house. I think I will go for a light shade of sheach
A type of virtual sex act where only emojis are used. Common amongst teens and thirty-somethings who are trying to act younger.
John: 💪
Claire: 👀
John: 😈
Claire: 😍
John: 🙏
Claire: ✔
John: 🍆
Claire: 😳
John: 👉
Claire:👌
John: 👉👌
Claire:💦
John: 🔥🔥🔥
Claire:💥💥💥
John: 🚬
Claire:🚼
John: ⛔
Claire: 🙏
John: 🚪
Claire:😢
John: You are taking this emojirotica way too far.