A fork of Rural Dictionary
Home of many snowboard punks. Used to be a quiet seashore town until wierd bald-headed middle aged men started moving in. Home of Subway sandwich shop. The people there are kind of wierd, they call the subways, grinders. 90% of the Gross domestic spending in milford is in their strip clubs or the "boutique" located off of exit 40.
Milford, CT is where someone who can't afford to live in affluent towns such as Norwalk or Stamford lives
A provider of Infrastructure and Oil Services. Used by the Clinton Administration extensively during the 1990's as well as by the Bush adminstration in the 2000's, most notably by providing laundry and meal services to brave troops serving in Iraq. An excellent company to invest in. Stock price has tripled in three years. Recent two for one stock split.
If unemployed libs dumped their life savings into halliburton three years ago, they'd have tripled their money and could afford to move out of their parent's home.
A person who has a obsessive compulsive need to find yellow cake uranium in foreign countries before invading them and stealing their oil.
I was watching CNN last night and this yellow cake kambic guy came on saying that there was only 5 tons of uranium in Iraq but no yellow cake was found. I say, give him a twinkie and his yellow cake craving will be extinguished.
Multi-pointed metallic throwing weapon used by martial artists. Mainly used by Ninjitsu it is also used by practitioners of other styles. Small and discreet, can be carried in pocket. Can be laced with poison for quick killing.
This idiot broke into my house last night. After giving him a groin kick and a backfist he staggered off my front porch. I broke out the throwing star and gave him a going away present in his butt.
A very recent foreign language created by Howard Dean. Although it has only been in existance for about two years, it has a fanatical following, mainly by communists, the far left wing of the Democratic party, and other assorted kooks. It began as a form of the English language but recently morphed into it's own language. It is very unique among languages, in that it is only spoken when discussing politcs with a "right wing neoconrep." It starts out in quiet conversational tone but rapidly progresses to animalike screeching and and yelling at the mere mention of triggerwords such as halliburton, Boy KING, Cheney, Oil, Global Warming, or 2000 Election.
You voted for Bush? Don't you know he is a neoconrep, BOY KING!!!! Rrrrrrrrrr!!!! I don't believe you!!!!! Grreaaaghghghg!!! Bush Bad!!!! Yeeaaaaagghgghghgh!!! Air america good!!!!....Rrrrrrrr!!!! Halliburton!!!! Grrrrr!!!This is the worse eoconomy since the great depression!!!!!! Yeaaagggghhhh!!!! Global Warming!!!!! Rrrrrr!!! Bush stole the election!!! Yeaaagghghghghghh!!! You racist! Deanish is my native language!!! Gggggrrrr!!!
A Pseudoname for the city of Bridgeport. Coined by a Stamfordite by the name of Peter "Cellars" Davies to describe a Fairfield county city, that despite millions of dollars of state funding, can never elevate itself from a crime-ridden cesspool of humanity. Currenty has the highest per capita number of crack addicts in the state, and a higher murder rate than that of Baghdad, Iraq.
I was looking to buy property in connecticut. I looked at blightport but a red flag immediately went up when I saw the listings for 2 br condos in crapport averaged $35,000.