Country Dictionary

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up-sell defense

The act of constantly saying "no" or "no, thank you" or "I don't need that" to sales people who persistently try to up-sell you additional services or add-ons during a point of sale or negotiation of service(s).

So after 10 mins of playing up-sell defense I am totally exhausted. Mind you, I just want a car wash. If I wanted to get up sold and haggled out, I would have gone to the swap meet for some churros and butterfly knifes. How many times to I have to say no, I don't want that super wax?

by leonard b. August 30, 2011

joymode

when your bra unhooks itself because it knows you want that freedom feeling to hit your body you go into joymode right away.

I was was walking around Abbot Kinney and my bra came undone by itself and instead of fixing it I let the joymode encompass my entire body. I had to sit down.

by leonard b. January 23, 2018