A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl thinks your cute, but in a plutonic way. Derived from how every girl thinks pikachu is adorable but would never ever date him.
Bart: hey man i think michelle likes me!! Phil: your 5'6, weigh 190 pounds, and still live with your mom. Thats just the pikachu effect man.
from the *latin: *proct- anus, and *ostomy- the creation of a new hole. In simple terms, the shortening of 'ripping someone a new one.'
earl: man, clare just got all pissed off when she heard i dented the car. phil: woa, she must've given you one bad proctostomy.
noun- the belief that all of your life is basically one big television show. Most notably showcased in "the truman show" starring jim carrey, this is often described as acute paranoia. (other forms: episodist, episodistic)
Tater: im telling you, this is a tv show and im the comic relief!! phil: so your part of that episodism scene huh?
someone who looks down on you for not being up to their personal standards, be it age, race, or personal choices.
older guy: that kid over there was tryin to talk to me about politics, but i blew him off. younger guy: wow what a lessener of you
Noun- in golf, when you screw up a drive, you get to take the shot over. This rule applies to life as so for mulliganologists.
Haley: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH YOUR @#§&%$ SECRETARY?! Jose: mulligan. Phil: yessir that is mulliganology.
The amount of gigabytes in an electronic device.
What is the gigabytage on your IPad? The gigabytage of my IPad is 64.
NOUN. Someone who lives for the holidays. They buy the biggest christmas tree, get the giant santa statue, and the candy cane colored pooper-scooper.
Jenny: I just love the holidays! look at all this stuff I got at walmart! red and green costumes for my dogs, cinnamon tasting cigarretes, the three kings christmas album Phil: Holy crap thats some crazy christmas sh*t you Ho hoe.