A fork of Rural Dictionary
"hey man can i borrow some of your giz" "sure dude, hold out your hand." "no, i'll get it myself..give me the tube. oh man it won't come out..." "try stroking it from the bottom to the top." "ooh there we go, yeah dude that's awesome." kappa kappa phi is gay.
anything that puts a tongue to it. i heard of a woman who would spread peanut butter where she wanted her dog to lick.
Joe the eskimo made the fatal mistake of putting his tongue where he sholdn't have and he was stuck. That fish licker never learned. Lozing his tastebuds did not stop him from eating, however.
it's only puntang when it's sweet which is for about a week a day or two after the bitch period...when it's tangy like a pineapple.
joe's mouth glistened and smelled like puntang and so beth kissed him, letting him know that she too enjoyed herself.
"hey jay what's for lounch?" "horse cock with mustarad" "mmmmm...horsecock."
1. the second root of all evil. 2. it's a gas 3. get a way 4. stuff that represents works. -joe works in the mine shaft for $1.00 a day. -president bush uses a one hundered dollar bill to sniff coke. "that works"
gi'me all your money! go fish.