Country Dictionary

Abbreviation for "I can't deal"

OMG he still hasn't called me back!! ICD with this :(

a. When something is not really official but is close enough to being official. b. When someone is delusional enough to believe that something is official

Girl 1: OMG you guys are dating?? Like officially?! Girl 2: Well...not exactly. We're kind of...fofficial

abbreviation for "not so much"

Girl 1: omg he's cute!!! Girl 2: ehhh nsm....

a fake hug can also pertain to awkward hugs or more typically those in car hugs that cannot be classified as real hugs. they therefore are fake--"fugs"

The boy tried to give the girl a hug in the car but it was more like a fug so she made him get out of the car.

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*: "hey babe wanna come over and bang?" *girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

the female version of a bro-mance. when two girls are comfortable enough with eachother to the point that they are nearly romantic...but not lesbian.

1. The girls showered together because they were part of a hoe-mance 2. Girl 1: Aww i love you...no homo. Girl 2: Awww i love our hoe-mance

Abbreviation for "Too Bad it is Your Problem". Commonly used in response to "not my problem."

Girl 1: Crap! I got my period!!! Girl 2: Not my problem... Girl 1: TBIIYP...im wearing your shorts :)