A fork of Rural Dictionary
Definition A; A character from the Beano comic who pretends to be something every issue and dresses up like it, beginning with a martian in his debut. Definition B, Pretentious lesbian, some bitter girl who got screwed around by some asshole so she decides that she hates all men and refuses to date another, so she announces thats shes moving onto dating girls, even though shes not actually a true lesbian.
Example A; 'That Les Pretend is such a copying bastard' Example B; 'wah wah, I hate all men, I'm gonna go date girls now' 'pfft, yeah thats right, tar all men with the same brush, friggin Les Pretend'
a word to describe the incomprehenable bullshit that arabs come out with
Arab 1 -flabababadababa Arab 2- yididadadaba me- UGALI ARNA!!!
A, A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc. B, A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A, 'Hey, that's a cool shirt 'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest B, 'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?' 'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really' 'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?' 'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
Similiar to a one night stand, Except being stopped halfway through and asked to leave
Man A- 'How did it go with that chick last night?' Man B- 'Pah, it were horrible, I think my cock was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave' Man A- 'Thats weak dude, I thought she was into you too' Man B- 'Yep, just a half-night stand for me'
Using a little bow to play the violin with your public hair
Oh boo hoo, I'm playing the world's smallest pubolin