A fork of Rural Dictionary
The year that's finally here now after a whole year of misfortune.
Fudge 2020, 2021 is finally here and I hope its not a sequel of 2020, but lets see about that.
A young adult burmese male stereotype with the following characteristics: 1. Is most likely under 5'5 and are fairly darked skin 2. Heavily addicted to mobile legends. 3. Is financially poor with low standards and most likely came from rural areas. 4. Chews betelnut 24/7 and possibly smoke cocaine. 5. Hardcore Manchester United stans. 6. Sucks at logical reasoning. (They tend to think with their dicks.) 7. Makes sex jokes whenever they have a chance. 8. Are slapstick humour GODS. (They have their trademark burmese humour.) 9. Will get annoyed when they ran out of mobile data due to excessive mobile legends gameplay. 10. MOST IMPORTANTLY: Will get hyper pissed and butthurt when someone they root or Myanmar loses at anything and seriously will not accept defeat.
Example situation (When their favs lost): Taw tharr 1: Lee bal, aung la lost, fuck this shit. Taw tharr 2: Reiner is a gay and is a monkey, coz he can not ground fight. He's just trying to fucking hug aung la, and this is not legal, therefore, reiner lost.
A burmese swear word which means FUCK THIS SHIT. Lee means dick and bal is an exclamation. In other words, it is the burmese version of the korean swear word shibal.
Lee bal is the new shi bal.
A disease that originated from 1999 which progress over time and is most common from ages 10-30. The disease typically first occurs when someone had their first exposure to Urban Dictionary and progress over time to the point they became a complete mental retard. The stages of urbdiction in order are: 1. Mild, 2. Moderate low, 3. Moderate high, 4. High, 5. Extreme, 6. Insane, 7. Retardation and 8. URBDICT!! Some signs of urbdiction are: 1. Uncontrolled usage of urban dictionary for a creepy amount of times a day. 2. Creating new definitions nonstop even if they make no utter sense. 3. Killing someone for insulting Urban Dictionary for even the slightest bit. 4. Having a goal to meet Aaron Peckham one day and thinking that you are meant to be aka marriage. 5. Would sacrifice your life for Urban Dictionary, 6. Worshipping Urban Dictionary aka following urbdism.
Doctor: Hows everything? Urbdict: Recently I've been so addicted to Urban Dictionary that I flunked college, but its ok. Doctor: Umm, you have mild urbdiciton, beware. 3 years later Doctor: Have you beat ur addiciton? Urbdict: I broke up with my wife for the sake of Urban Dicitonary. Doctor: OMG, you need professional help for moderate Urbdiction! 2 years later: Doctor: Any progress? Urbdict: Sorry to say but I killed a person who said Aaron Peckham is a nerd!!! Doctor: I'M SERIOUS GET OFF YOUR URBDICTION RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA BAN URBAN DICTIONARY, NVM I BANNED IT NOW!! Urbdict: *suicides* Doctor: *sighs* There is a new pandemic worse than corona named URBDICTION!
When your decision got dependent on the influence of others. You sacrificed your own original decision for the sake of other peoples' satisfaction even if it was the polar opposite of theirs.
Chris Rock: G.I Jane 2 can't wait to see it Will Smith: *Laughs* Jada: *Eye rolls* Will Smith: *Got up and bitch slaps Chris Rock* Summary: Will Smith somehow got Will Smith'd because of Jada and slapped Chris Rock Lesson: Don't be a dick and got Will Smith'd
The religion of the Urban Dictionary in which you believe in every single frickin word in the Urban Dictionary and treat Urban Dictionary in a godly status. You also believe that the Urban Dicitionary have so many magical powers that it determine your faith in humanity and afterlife. The sins of Urbdism are: 1. Insulting any word in Urban Dictionary. 2. Thinking the word of the day is extremely stupid. 3. Thinking Urban Dictionary is useless in life. 4. Insulting Aaron Peckham founder of Urban Dicitonary.
Random dude: Oh my gosh! Today's word of the day is so frickin stupid! Urbdist: Well you'll one day suicide because the mighty Urban Dictionary will give you a curse of depression. Anti Urbdism: Aaron Peckham is one big smooth brain. Fudge him! Urbdist: Well, you'll die next day and surrender in hell for 100,000,000,000,000,000 miserable years. Do not underestimate the power of the mighty Urban Dictionary!
Age of an average fortnite player.
Look, they are playing fortnite, they must be fucking 7.