Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

correction officer

Total loser who keeps an eye on locked up cons.

by M&M August 27, 2003

grandma glasses

Put your dick into mouth and hang your balls onto ears of your lover.

Grandma found her glasses and she is happy.

by M&M September 04, 2003

rapscallion

dirty, ass stankin' feet, with really long, fugal, curling toenails.

Dude, booter has some serious rapscallions peakin out from under that blanket.

by M&M October 15, 2003

jig humping

the act of humping to the beat of a jig. specifically with down-up, down-down-up pattern

we have such hot jig humping.

by m&m January 26, 2005

pocket fucker

someone who engages in the act of pocket fucking. pocket fucking occurs when two individuals forcefully insert their hands into each others front pockets.

you're such a pocket fucker!
ooh pocket fuck me.

by m&m January 26, 2005

son't

to be used when you're laughing so hard you mean to type "don't", but you use the key to the direct left of the first letter and hit enter before you realize this mistake.

:lol: son't you wish you had a video camera for stuff like that?

by M&M October 19, 2004

ghost face

Really used up pussy that kinda looks like "Screams" face. comes from the english word ghost and the latin word face.

Holy Shit shes got ghost face! IM OUT!

by M&M March 31, 2005