Country Dictionary

Laoise

a girl , who has a chinesee look about her yet is truly irish. she tends to like to laugh silently while clutching the closest thing to her. funny to look at and laugh at. a good companion. likes corny things and lying in the backgarden looking aat the stars. <3

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Bitchify

To relegate someone to a subservient post; to make someone your bitch.

Man, I broke Tony's Playstation, but I don't have the money to pay for it. Now he's bitchified me!

Slinging Go-Gurt

The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.

"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"