A fork of Rural Dictionary
slang term for, "freezer burn".
Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.
(phrase) This phrase is used to describe the rotation of a pipe around a group of marijuana smokers. Usually, for convenience, the group will form a circle to pass the pipe but sometimes the group will form a line, thus causing them to pass the pipe in a "straight line circle".
Man, I can't do straight line circles! I always pass it to the wrong person!!
A person whose skin is sickly white.
I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.
It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods. Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later. There you have it! You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.
A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.
Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!
slang term for making something from "scratch".
"Yeah, dude--I'm baking some oatmeal raisin cookies from the skreezies!"
(N) A neologism of "spill-your-sauce" and it is only called spauce when you whack off or have sex in someone else's house without their permission. It is an insult to spauce in someone's house and not pay them money.
"DUDE! It's $10 to spauce in our house! Cash only!"