Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dippin Chicken

When a male person with his un-erect penis and his balls dips them into another persons open mouth whilst they are sleeping. (Not waking up at all)

Mark: Tom! I Dippin Chicken'ed Rebecca last night! It was awesome! Tom: No way! You have to teach Me and Mandy it!

by Mark Jackson. November 11, 2008

Poontan

Poontan has two definitions (1) A Cartoon Characters in an Anime series. (2) Poontan which is a slang description of sex.

" I only fight for one word. And that word is Poontan ". -Full Metal Jacket.

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Anus Rumper

Where a person places the middle finger inside the anus and ferociously thrusts and wiggles the finger for pleasure.

Chris needed some adventure for some new foreplay so he decided to get practical.. On Himself. He discovered a new technique to anal pleasure. Thus Anus Rumper was born.

by Mark Jackson. January 15, 2009

Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions? Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Plumpting

Where a man of a "Pimp" Nature who has sex with his "Hoes" that generally has a obession with Punting, That instead his Hoes are very obese women.

That guys a Plumpting master! Oh my gosh! I should get rid of my Hoes for them ones!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Wood thrusting

Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature. Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.

Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it? Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.

Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it? Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009