A fork of Rural Dictionary
aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom
"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."
a person that goes into people's asses and digs out all the shit so they can eat it or sell it on ebay
donald ballato is such an ass burgler, i saw him with a piece of my shit and he said he was getting $400 for it on ebay
when you fart so hard that semi-digested food that you fart out hardens and leaves a big, juicy, sexy assicle see also - assicle
"This one time, at my aunt's house, i had a huge explosion of brown fire that even got onto the ceiling
a while after you eat spicy foods (i.e. hot wings), you shit and it burns out your asshole, leaving a ring that burns for hours after
"Don't eat chili peppers out of donald's mom's pussy, it'll give you a ring o' fire!"