Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bob Barker

When someone fucks a prostitute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. And while exiting the premises you yell "the price is right, bitch!"

"While attending a bachelor party in Vegas I "Bob Barkered two whores in one night." "The price WAS right!"

by MarkO June 12, 2006

Broom

Broom(N): Long, thin handle with brush at one end, used for sweeping floors clean. Not too difficult to understand, eh?

"Get a broom, sweep this floor."

by Marko November 12, 2004

American Eagle

A store that all the trend followers that don't have the balls to be different shop at. Their main clothing topic is clothing that is pre-worn out, pre-ripped, pre-stained, etc...

Basically, a bunch of spoiled rich queers pay extra to look poor

by Marko December 12, 2004

Tubthump

Tubthump(V): to have sexual intercourse in one's bathtub

Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word

"Haha I tubthumped your sister/mother/cousin/girlfriend/dog!"

by Marko November 10, 2004

disimperpreate

to eat food

YO...I heard that scott goes home and disimperpreates

scott-no i dont

other guy-you dont eat..ha

by MArko March 17, 2004

Martha Stooursh

the sound your tape recorder makes when you tryin and say martha stewart backwards (true-woots athram), and then play the tape in reverse..."martha stooursh"

(presses record) "true-woots athram"...(squickilydeegle - tape rewinds and flips over, press play) "martha stooursh

by marko August 11, 2004

swamp ass

See soup ass.

Man, I bet that fat bitch been sitting in the sun so long in those fat-ass pants she gots herself a serious case of swamp-ass.

by Marko October 23, 2002