Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

wolly west

The real name of the third Flash

His name is Wolly West.

by master stghm April 04, 2004

j'onn j'onzz

The real name of the "Martian Manhunter"

Flash -- "Hey J'onn!"

by master stghm April 04, 2004

msn

An OK ISP without the crap AOL gives you, but the technical support sucks, and isn't as good as Earthlink

I tried to get help from MSN's Tech Support but they just told me to restart the computer.

by Master stghm April 07, 2004

flagette

Girl in the "color guard" who swings a metal pole with some fabric attached to it called a "flag" and often "accidentially" hits a musician just because all they can do is wave a flag.

Hey flagettes, watch where your practicing! Those flagettes are hot.

by Master stghm September 26, 2004

Earphones

A new kind of head phone that is just two earplugs with speakers in them. They are very small and will frequently fall out of your ears. So get traditional headphones, instead of the new kind wear the brace goes around the back of your head or the ones where they fallout of connect around your earlobe. Classic headphones pwn!

Me: Stop using that crap you idiot they just keep falling out of your ears! Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in. Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.

by master stghm February 05, 2005

ribbit

an onomonpeoa used to describe the sound of a frog without making a fool of ones self

The frog goes ribbit.

by master stghm April 04, 2004

call wave

A useful online answering machine that records people's messages when your are online with a dial up connection.

My callwave picked up your call.

by master stghm April 04, 2004