Country Dictionary

The condition in which your penis hangs one way or the other.

Shameekwa: Dat nigga had some massive left hosta! Elizabeth: I love left hosta!

Someone who thinks they are effected by the phases of the moon - especially a full moon

You must be a loony

A masterpiece created by Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. With flawless and amazing songs like Everlong, My Hero, Monkey Wrench, and Hey, Johnny Park!

This is a great CD, great from track 1 to 12.

an amazing song that is always played at weddings, I've heard like 800 times and I'm still not sick of it.

Me: Lemme go listen to Everlong Kid: this is like the billionth time uv heard it man

Short form for "Junior Bacon Cheeseburger", a popular item on Wendy's Fast Food Value Menue enjoyed by many obese people and stoners.

Hey man i've been smoking dank all night lets go buy some joons.

Ugly anorexic douchebags that spend their money foolishly and only live to pose in front of the cameras.

Need to die

It's one of those banana-like boobs.

Lonely Jake: That girl had jangatits. Ball #2: Why do you always get to be the Lonely Jake?