Country Dictionary

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Trigger fake

When someone keeps talking about doing something but never follows through.

Yeah. I really dig that new club spot. We're going! Next Saturday it's on. (Doesn't ever happen) Friends: We already know. Just a trigger fake.

by misstara007 June 10, 2022

Music Paleontologist

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils.

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils. There are few people that have the gift of this craft. It takes a keen ear and vision of the future to be a true music paleontologist. The only true way to the future is to unravel the past.

by misstara007 December 02, 2023

Hot Sauce Committee

The hot sauce committee is a gathering of like minded individuals that come together and make FIRE.

When the hot sauce committee gathers, doors blow off cars.

by misstara007 July 10, 2020

You can't teach class

When one has been blessed by certain individuals to grace them with HOW YOU SHOULD BE.

I'm sorry, you can bring a goat to water but you can't teach class.

by misstara007 September 18, 2021

Drip

To superlative style and swag. Crème de la crème, so to speak. Style so hot you melting; also see: drippy.

Whoa. Look at that outfit. I just can't even look at that drip, so fire. Show-stopping effects.

by misstara007 June 25, 2021