Country Dictionary

big suzy

large, narrowly focused skank who only cares about gratifying her own needs

HAWHAWHAW..I want some pizza and Pepsi and some dope and sex with negros!!!

monkey talk

Ebonics

Whuffo be shizzle nizzle..? Never mind, that's just ebonics

oldsmobile

Large American automobile made by GM

Big Suzy had a brown Oldsmobile Delta 88 that had previously belonged to an insurance agent.

budget

Process of allocating money from your weak, skank ass job in order to buy food, pay rent, car payments and insurance and still have enough to buy party supplies.

Man, after paying my bills with that paycheck from Mack Donalds, I only have $3 to party on.