A fork of Rural Dictionary
Baby talk for "penis". Usually self discovered and "named" by male child beween the ages of 3-5 years. Mother: Did you wash your 'lingaling', sweetie? Little boy: Yes Mommy, I washed my lingaling. Also called a "ling ling".
Mother to her little child: "Did you wash your lingaling with soap, sweetie?" Yes Mommy I washed my lingaling with soap..." So on and so forth...
any guy at your job named Jay, Jeff, or Justin.
Jay's the new office jerk: totally anal-retentive, and a hopeless brown nose idiot.
Sex with a woman having her period.
When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.
Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.
Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.
any guy with long nails and dirty hands and looks kinda spooked...
a street junkie with a crack habit and dirty ass nails...