Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

perimenstrual

All parts of the menstrual cycle not already covered by "menstrual", "pre-menstrual" and "post-menstrual".

"Dear God, what on earth is the matter with her THIS time?" "She's perimenstrual." "Ah. Gotcha. Say no more."

by mum61e January 22, 2012

purrzac

The medicinal effect of having a purring cat around.

Who's needs Prozac when you can has Purrzac?

by mum61e January 03, 2012

intersectionality

1. A term used in feminist discourse to mean "I may drag all my issues into every discussion". 2. A methodology of making any issue too complex to be resolved, thus keeping academic theorists in a job.

1. "MY FEMINISM WILL BE INTERSECTIONAL OR IT WILL BE BULLSHIT!" (Yes, you can Google it.) 2. Viewed synoptically, the intersectionality of the kyriarchy subsumes.

by mum61e January 06, 2013

donkey-licked

to be defeated convincingly. Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.

In 2012, New Zealand were donkey-licked 38-21 by England at Twickenham.

by mum61e November 16, 2013

femonist

Conflation of emo and feminist: a woman, usually young, who equates the petty annoyances of her everyday life to real and urgent women's issues.

The femonist complained that, at her sucky store-clerk job, that she hates, two older guys had tried to cheer her up. "#FML #misogyny #killallmen" she tweeted angrily.

by mum61e April 03, 2013

pencil-fucked

Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.

The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.

by mum61e January 02, 2012