A fork of Rural Dictionary
a more emphasized way of saying nothing like there is bollock nout at all. or a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.
kallum 1: you got anything on you conor 2: nah bollock nout
the act of shaking your great British pennies whilst they are loose in a clear tub so they make a chinging noise pennychinging
lewis: max are those pennys unchinged max: what? *looks over confused* *lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them* penny chinging
To hosh is to interrupt a game or play by stealing the main item such as a football when it blatantly wasn't meant for you.
*playing footy* kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball
The act of bleaching ones friends bum hairs blonde using a bidet filled with bleach, This can only be done in a bidet not a bath not a sink only a bidet
Kallum: Buys a lovely bidet, shits in it Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi* Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached