A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who cannot access the imaginative, creative, understanding, emotional part of their brain. Shallow people are brainwashed by the media, they can't think for themselves. They tend to like hilary duff, britney spears, and mainstream rap and the little mainstream rock that is played. They serve no purpose to this earth. Their future holds long lines of angry customers that want their hamburger, and the words "we love to see you smile". see deep depth creativeprepmainstream music
They cannot see the little things, like nature, all they see is what the media tells them to see.
1) Theme song of "Team America: World Police" 2) A great phrase to sarcastically add after any statement promoting unnecessary American interventionism.
1) Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day yeah! 2) Ann Coulter: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity." Rational People: "America Fuck Yeah!"
What Homer Simpson's car is made of.
Homer: "And I want it repaired with quality GM Parts!" Grimey Jr:"Sir, your car is made of old soviet tanks."
Was once an organization of well-rounded human beings asking the world's governments to take care of the environment. However, it was quickly overtaken by communazis, and thusly became an anti-government organization, obsessed with lying to people, making shit up, and scaring them shitless in order to sign some fucking petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, or water.
50% of the world's species are not going to be extinct in the next 20 years. The logging industry is not destroying the planet. Global Warming will not raise the Earth's temperature by 15 degrees in the next 10 years. Learn your fucking facts Greenpeace.