Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Nigga Technology

Useless, pointless technology invented for the apparent purpose of prolonging a simple task beyond the length of time it should take. Nigga Technology is always used by a nigga, nigga meaning ignorant muthafucka. Originally heard on the "Let's Nab Oprah" episode of The Boondocks

"You mean aside from the fact that texting is the stupidest fucking thing in the world? I mean, why would anyone in their right mind spend fifteen minutes tryin' to type some shit they could've called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs! Which I just don't approve of. Fuck, I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read nothin' that a motherfucker typed with they thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by someone's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just Nigga Technology anyway."- Gin Rummy

by My name April 18, 2006

Supanigga

Like superman, but he's a nigga. The blue on the costume is black, and his hair looks like that of James Brown back in the day. Smiles a lot.

Up in the sky! It's a ghetto bird! No, it's a Caddy! It's SUPANIGGA!

by My name July 31, 2006

Health Inspector

A large black man with a penis that stretches down to the floor who hangs out in prison showers waiting to anally rape the smaller prisoners. Featured in an episode of The Boondocks where Tom DuBois had a dream where he went to jail and dropped the soap in front of the Health Inspector.

"Nah, nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you. You ain't washed behind yo ears or nothin'. Look at me, see how I'm all clean and glistenin' and shit? That's hygiene nigga. You can call me the health inspecta. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!! "-The Health Inspector

by My name June 24, 2006

christina aguliera monster

A small insect-like thing, with black skinny legs, fat pink body and christina aguilera's head. Seen by Cartman on South Park after he begins taking medication for his eyesight.

"Ah, amn I've been seeing these little pink Christina aguilera monsters all over the place." "Whatever fatass"

by My name April 23, 2005

Gooch slap

During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region

This is fun baby time for a gooch slap

by My name February 11, 2003

mazono

a thought of everyone, living upside down

omg, think mazono!!!

by my name August 25, 2003

red eye

A well-used brown eye.

After five years in prison, James had a permanent red eye.

by my name February 04, 2003