A fork of Rural Dictionary
The cold virus that goes around your school for the first 2 weeks after your students start school. They infect each others and then eventually the teachers as well.
Me: Man, have you got the kennel cough too? Friend: Yeah, back to school time again. Damn kids.
A stupid convolution of "died from laughter," shortened to "died" for no reason at all.
"That one scene in the movie!? I died!" "Man, that stand-up was so good. I died." "I'm dead" = That's too funny for me to make a cogent response.