A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.
Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer
Something is reddit tier when it is broadly appealing to high school/college age white boys. It must be obsessed with science without actually understanding science, and it should discount any attempt to explain something through philosophy, or god forbid (lol) religion.
Bro your opinion on Descartes is reddit tier. It's absolutely possible that there is a you other than the one in your body.
Derogatory term for the grand strategy genre of video games. These games require a significant amount of resource management that boils down to maintaining a macro economy through numbers alone. Spreadsheet simulator can also refer to another kind of strategy game such as an RTS or 4X game as long as resource management is integral to the gameplay.
For fuck's sake, all of the Paradox Interactive games are spreadsheet simulators!
Originally written by Jonathan Coulton in his 2005 song "Code Monkey", Writing Login Pages is a euphemism for the monotony of computer programming and software engineering work. Thousands of STEM students will find themselves in soulless jobs where they will never complete a more challenging task than a traditionally simple thing like writing a login page.
I spent $80,000 on a degree that I thought would bring in good money doing something I'm passionate about. Instead I'm writing login pages.
A verbose way of saying Papa John's, an international pizza chain.
Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!
In a country or city where guns are illegal or otherwise hard to own, knife crime is far more likely. In these places, the most seedy, crime-ridden spot is called "stab alley".
Man, I wish I didn't have to drop my package off at the post office in stab alley. They really should open one in the nice part of town.
A decades-old nickname for University of Mississippi, which likes to call itself 'Ole Miss.' Known for its lackluster football program, Ole Piss is likely to lose to Pitt and LSU every year as long as you chant its real nickname during every game, "Ole Piss."
Man, I can't believe Ole Piss beat Memphis. Those referees must hate the state of Tennessee.