Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005

Two Bob Cunt

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"

Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.

by Naomi September 02, 2004

Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut, best-selling author of the book Slaughterhouse-Five and other memorables like Slapstick. Writes about death and war.

"I want to time travel like Billy Pilgrim in Vonnegut's novel."

"Shit man, you're a freak."

by Naomi July 04, 2006

Bogart

To hold onto something for too long when you are supposed to pass it on.

Oh sorry didn't mean to bogart the pipe. Here.

by Naomi December 26, 2004

johnny borrell

Probably one of the most confident (and yes, I admit, a little abnoxious) rock stars of the new millenium. He has an awsome voice, a somewhat sexy body and is mos def creative. Up All Night is AWSOME!!!!!!!! Underneath all that confidence is a truly sweet person.

Johnny Borrell is awsome, and so is Jules Casablancas!

by Naomi February 28, 2005

ass-a-hoy

Giant, rotund gluteus maximus. Generally so enormous that to cross it's path could mean being squashed to the point of death. Warning: Keep a safe distance of 10 feet minimum between you and the unruly beast!

Family Guy: Brian encounters Peter in the kitchen doorway barely squeezes by stating "Wow, ASS-A-HOY!"

by Naomi February 04, 2005

The darkness

As Justin and Dan Hawkins put it, "All music comes from the darkness, whether its fighting it or feeding off it."

Also one of my favourite bands in the world next to Razorlight and The Strokes.

Also, strangely enough and for a reason I cannot understand either, I love Justin!!! He's awsome, great vocals, exellent spandex cat suits and Les Pauls guitar. Justin also donated his suit from "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" video to raise money for the tsunami.

GO THE DARKNESS!

I think the Darkness is really growing on me!
(love is only a feeling, etc.)

by Naomi February 28, 2005