Country Dictionary

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leopard

noun--anything that unexpectedly causes you direct or indirect harm (essentially mauls you or someone in your group out of nowhere) while being sketchy and/or intoxicated in some form.

(you see a speedtrap) "Watch out dude, there's a fucking leopard up there on the left." "There was definitely a leopard hiding in that 7th bottle of bass last night..."

by nefarious mr. x December 10, 2003