Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Shit Goose

A terrible pledge

God damnit you stupid Shit Goose, clean that crap up.

by newman November 20, 2003

Ewic

Ewic aka Slick Rick aka Bandaid aka Curls...To hook up with an ugly chick that you don't know.

Dude, did you see how drunk that kid was...he pulled an Ewic last night and boned her rotten.

by Newman October 25, 2004

Mung Surprise

When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.

"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."

by Newman December 13, 2005

playa

Joey Basna

To be a playa is, in essence, to be Joey Basna; for Joey Basna is the epitome of playahood. Indeed, he is the paradigmatic playa.

by Newman December 14, 2003

sevian

A sexy man

When is Sevian going to ask me out?

by Newman November 22, 2021