A fork of Rural Dictionary
subverting expectations by acting like you're sexually into something another person has done.
Dan: I'm gonna stab you
Josh: Ahn! yes please!
Dan: What the fuck???
Josh: The Paraphilia Parry; works every time.
The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection
Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me