A fork of Rural Dictionary
A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.
Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock
Commonly associated with the rare herberters, a bush-wooki is an individual who sits in bushes next to a side walk or pathway who waits for the unsuspecting person to walk by, and the bush-wooki touches the person in the ass. If the person doesn't know where the touch came from it was a successful bush-wooki attempt.
There's a bush-wooki on main street, watch out he'll touch your butt.
A sloppy dallas is the act of getting a blowjob, while her mouth is full of chewing tobacco.
Sarah gave me a sloppy dallas last night, my dick still looks like shit from all the dip spit she left on there!