Country Dictionary

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bitchnipple

A frustrating or maddening or negative or personally threatening person, situation, or condition for which there is no easy or obvious escape, solution, or resolution.

This relationship has become a real bitchnipple.
My boss is the biggest bitchnipple ever.
Sorry to hear it, that's a real bitchnipple .
Flat tire, no spare, no service, middle of nowhere - now that's a bitchnipple!

wafflewind

The thumping sound produced when the rear car window is down.

God dammit Jim close that back window the wafflewind is hurting my ears!

bleet

An indignant and blameful tweet. Typified by those posted by President Trump.

Prsident Trump's latest bleet attacks Fake News organizations.

When will my ex stop bleeting on me?