our god is an egg, our toilet is an egg, our bed is an egg, our phone is an egg, EVERYTHING IS AN EGG. JOIN THE EGG CULT AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO AN EGG
my phone is an egg because i'm apart of the eggcult where everything is an egg.
we worship cults here. our all-mighty god is called Mr. Oatboob. if u want to join our cult, u must send us a video of u showing us ur boobs while pouringoats on them.