Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

edwardson

You know who im talking about. it's that absolute SCUMBAG of a narcissist raised by parents with NO morals who think themselves royalty. that one kid in school who you KNOW is gonna be a kyle when he grows up. that one spoiled brat with a gold encrusted louis vuitton handbag, rollie on the wrist, etc.

hey david have you seen edwardson around lately?
nah, he's off to his gram gram's for the week.

sahara eclipse

when a child looks at a woman's cleavage and then innocently looks away, hoping to god that person didn't notice.

hey fred?
yeah caroline?
i think little joe gave me a sahara eclipse
oh that's not good.