Country Dictionary

originates from the character "gonzo" with a long nose and big round eyes... it's when a guy puts his two balls on someone's face; one over each eye, and puts his penis on their nose, therefore making the victim look like gonzo

The girl got gonzoed as she was kneeling by the bed.

A sick, sick bastard. If seen on the internet, avoid at all costs.

"Help! Kaldaris f***ed over my computor!"

An expression of excitement when one thinks something is "cool."

WOOHA!! He's masturbating to my voice!

A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. 🥺

“He’s such a cutie and handsome, doesn’t even know it.. Bet he’s a Mateo!”

A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. 🥺

“He’s such a cutie and handsome, doesn’t even know it.. Bet he’s a Mateo!”

in poker, it's 3 of a kind

"i was playing holdem, and i flopped a set!"

an eigth of an ounce of hash or cannabis

lemme grab two slices and a forty of yay