A fork of Rural Dictionary
The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.
Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.
if yer real slick (yeah right) you call the new rawkin' nitrous oxide system that you installed in your rice rocket the NOS!!!
(in hospital) billy:"Cool D, Mommy said you got hurt street racing, is that true?!" cool d:"Yeah Billy, f'real. See the light turned green, and I was like totally owning this eclipse.. but like.. not enough.. then the turbo kicked in.. but i still wanted more.. so i hit on the NOS.. but then I realized i was still driving my '89 accord, so I shot myself in the head" billy:"ohhhh... street racing is dangerous!" cool d:"yeah i think that dude in the eclipse shot himself too."
slang term for an anal sex where the receiving partner begins to shit as soon as the giver cums
man you said that bitch was nasty but i didna know she did the chocolate ho-ho!