A fork of Rural Dictionary
A way to mock the overused #metoo movement, mostly used by libtard feminists who consider even a simple compliment by a white male as harassment.
Damn, I gave Katie a compliment about how nice her new sneakers looked and she flipped out on me and said I was harassing her. I bet she took to Twitter and Facebook to join the hashtag and the her too's.
A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently. you can also mix it up a bit, example: Big bubba spank Big donkey push Big donkey bang Big poppa smash Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
The bad drivers/bikers/pedestrians you always seem to encounter especially on the commute home after a long aggravating day at work. They always seem to wait just for you to get in your car and start driving.
Squad leader radios everyone: "Ok take your places he's getting in his car now" Today on my commute home i encountered an oblivious person starting to cross the road in front of me and had to slam on my brakes like they waited just for me to approach even though there were no cars behind me, then I got stuck behind a tourist going 20 miles below the speed limit, after that i encoundered five unnecessary red lights, got stuck behind three buses, two trains and a drawbridge. The driver harassment squad is out in full force for me today, great job everyone!
when trying to put a penis in your partners ass and it just wont quite fit, you tell them to wiggle their ass so it slips in easier
Dan had to do the piggly wiggly, the lube just wasn't enough!
Groups of Feminist women who frequently and often classify anything even a simple compliment as harassment.
I gave Katie a simple compliment about how nice her new shoes looked and she freaked out on me. Then immediately picked up her iPhone to go on Twitter to join the hash tags and the her toos. Only in liberal post-obummer America where anything a white male says about a women or minority is considered racist or sexist.