A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. n - the opposite of a bro.
Those kooks better stay away from our chicks.
1. n - a straight man/boy, who puts on the affectation of gayness to get attention and affection from gay boys, with the underhanded goal of attracting girls. While this may include some of the elements of metrosexuality, such as fashion, and pampering, it is more concerned with mannerisms, and body language, and tastes associated with, and directed toward, gay men.
(see also: fauxmo, fauxmophobic, fag hag)
Johnny is such a fauxmosexual, look at the way he's dancing to Cher.
1. adverb : probably not. seeming reasonably untrue, afactual, or not to be expected : with much doubt.
Yeah, we're nobably going out tonight, i've got too much work to do.
1. A true comrade, a close male friend who is like family.
2. A term to address others when wanting to express a sense of solidarity.
"dude, he's a bro like no other."
see also: brougham, broham, bromance, dude, brah
1. adj. - lacking dexterity in either hand.
'he can't throw very well with either hand, he's antidextrous'
1. n - The intolerance, mostly by gay men, of fauxmosexuals invading their scene.
(see also: fauxmo, fauxmosexual)
Bob is so fauxmophobic, he's been teased one too many times by those straight boys dancing to Cher.
slackademic - someone who has continuously gone to college since graduating high school, is over 24 and still has not received a bachelors degree.
"i'm afraid if i go to junior college after high school i will turn into a slackademic"