Country Dictionary

To shake one's penis at another person.

Wes got drunk and was wagging his dick at passing cars.

very 2000, a forgotten era which was once fun but that came under the tyrannous hand of deirdre and the COMPLETE MORON influence of britnee.

britnee signed on at the job centre and bought a tin of diamond white and posted what she thought Cilla Black's hairdresser might like to imagine that Gareth Gates had for breakfast

Website for beyond Z-list wasters putting a drain on the national economy by making smart arse comments rather than doing any work. They revel in their micro celebrity by getting together and calling themselves by their user id's.

I'm pj, that massive loser from popbitch

It means someone is dead. It refers to how the person is found. toe up or toe down.

We thought he was sleeping, but after he laid there for 3 days we realized he was toe up.

1. get the fuck away from me 2. shut the hell up 3. get the hell away from me and shut the fuck up

Hey Mr. can you help me read these directions on this map? No.

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery

Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.

Around the northern NJ area diesel is a code word for heroin

A brief use of the word in a conversation: Dealer: Yo what you need man? Buyer: i'm looking for diesel bro Dealer: i got you